I was playing GTA V and I had my mic on and then this guy I met came over and we fucked and I forgot I had my mic on so everyone in the GTA lobby heard me and this guy fuck LOL
ngl the size of the boat does matter
Why is I don’t give a shit about a paper that’s due next week that is worth 20% of my grade?
lol my paper is due Wednesday and it’s supposed to be 10 pages and I havent even started it lololololol
a haiku about kingdom hearts:
oh my fucking shit
heal me god fucking dammit
for fuck’s sake donald
I enjoy watching white boys not used to the word ‘homie’ trying to say it to their friends. “Wait for me, homies!” Yes. Wait up my brethren. My joyous companions, halt for me, for I am down with the hippity hop. We are chums are we not? The four and twenty, ablaze!